You Know You've Been Stationed at Camp Lejeune If...
-You've been one of the 10,000+ cars clamouring to get out of any of the gates after the 96 begins. -You saw the movie Hustle and Flow, and decided many scenes resemble the War Zone on the corner of Western and Lejeune or Country Club and Western. -You check for wedding rings or wedding ring tan lines when checking out girls or guys at a bar. -You have ridden the mechanical bull at Gus's Warehouse when it was still there. -You’ve eye witnessed a shooting at the OK Corral aka The Waffle House at the corner of Marine Blvd and Onslow Drive. -You've seen the town shut-down after officials see a snow flurry -You avoid Henderson Drive, Western Blvd in Brynn Marr and Bellfork Road after a heavy rainfall. - You remember the Phoenix restaurant and the old Thunderbird Lounge. -You, like everyone else, were already in Iraq when President Bush came in 2003, so he had no one to speak to. -You have taken part in the pilgrimage to Waffle House or the Waffle Shop at 4 AM after a night of c...