Has Twitter Gone on The Fritz?
Been trying to tweet my tweethearts for about an hour now and it seems Twitter-Land is down...Keep getting an error message that claims "This link seems to be broken..."
What gives?
What gives?
TEN RULES FOR DATING A MARINE'S DAUGHTER
...And you better heed every rule...Marines Do Not Play... Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I wil...
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