Saxophone Jazz by Jake Beau
Sensual, Inspirational Saxophone Jazz for your soul. These tunes get me through those rough days. I wish you the same serenity as you listen to them.
MOM and I by Jake Beau
A Year Ago by Jake Beau
TEN RULES FOR DATING A MARINE'S DAUGHTER
...And you better heed every rule...Marines Do Not Play... Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I wil...
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